

On the front the card reads: The Fart Chart there are Squeaky ones and Rumbly ones that quiver in your belly..., Noisy blasts that never last and quiet ones so Smelly.
Inside reads: ...others can be Musical with rhythms like a drum..., ...and Hot ones you must treat with care cos they can burn your bum..., while all of these are deadly their powers are quite small..., ...for one of Yours it's true to say, can clear the Albert Hall! Have A Great Birthday
Best quality card.
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Approx. size: 180mm x 130mm
On the front the card reads: The Fart Chart there are Squeaky ones and Rumbly ones that quiver in your belly..., Noisy blasts that never last and quiet ones so Smelly.
Inside reads: ...others can be Musical with rhythms like a drum..., ...and Hot ones you must treat with care cos they can burn your bum..., while all of these are deadly their powers are quite small..., ...for one of Yours it's true to say, can clear the Albert Hall! Have A Great Birthday
Best quality card.
See the images for the design and more details.
Approx. size: 180mm x 130mm
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